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week 0, monday evening

[holeful]

[Maybe it's because of the new weird energy in room 3 today, but Fukuda has come knocking on Omi and Douman's door! What could hole man possible want. Well, he's only been in this room before for one reason.]

Omi? Mr Douman? Are you there?

[commedia]

Hmmm?

[Time to OPEN THE DOOR BECAUSE I CAN READ. Anyways opening the door! Hey!]

Fukuda? What is it?

[housewolf]

[ Omi's at their table and- ]

What's up, bitch?

Sorry, I'm just like this right now.

[holeful]

[Hm.]

It does seem like everyone has become a bit strange today.

[Anyway;]

I just... thought I would come and say hello.
[He has no ulterior motives.]

[commedia]

Yes, it's a hell of a time. Come in, come in.

[Douman? Douman...?]

[Anyways, they do step aside, gesturing for Fukuda to enter.]

[housewolf]

You want some tea or what?

[ Please, he would prefer to just be nice. Make this stop. ]

[holeful]

Ah, you're both swearing now, are you?
[Incredible. He will come in though, and sit with Omi.]

If you're making tea, I wouldn't mind some.

[commedia]

That, and this...humble priest keeps tripping all the damn time.

[ERGH]

[Douman just sighs, closing the door behind them and pulling a chair to sit with the rest.]

[housewolf]

I'm rude now. And sometimes I can't cook.

[But he will make a nice pot of green tea to share.]

Dunno which one's worse.

[holeful]

Well, you still offered me tea. So you haven't lost all your manners... Cooking is worse, I think. That or Mr Douman's new clumsiness. All I forgot was how to count. It took me 10 minutes to find your room because I only remembered the number before.

[commedia]

The clumsiness is certainly...horrible. One hates to bump into things all the time...

[A huff, as they fold their arms.]

Numbers are hardly bad, unless this means your sense of time is all gone as a result.

[housewolf]

The swearin' is cute.

Sense of time is rough 'round here any way.

[ The clocks don't match each other, after all. ]

[holeful]

Aah. I feel like I was already becoming bad at it with how inconsistent the clocks are, and the lack of daylight.

But I do agree, you're both normally so polite, so swearing now is...
[Gap moe, but he's forgotten the word.]

I can't remember the word.

week 4, sunday evening. Things are very different now

[holeful]

[Douman would honestly probably prefer to not be perceived, but when he happens to be upstairs from his pinball haven when Omi and Fukuda come in, Fukuda will greet them because he is polite.]

Ah, Douman... We were going to drink and maybe watch some videos, if you wanted to join us?
[Surely this can't go wrong.]

[commedia]

Hold on, I'm...

[They're really going at it with the pinball machine. However, after a couple minutes, Douman turns to the other two.]

Uh. Alright. What videos?

[housewolf]

[Omi's getting them beers while they're finishing their round.]

We haven't made concrete plans yet. Maybe a history video or something like that?

[holeful]

Mm. Just whatever that comes up that looks interesting....

[Between the various users the recommended videos are probably super busted at this point, so there's no way of knowing what will come up.]

Just as a distraction, you know?

[commedia]

...I suppose.

[They're awkward, but they bow in thanks before stepping forward.]

History...there are really videos about that?

[housewolf]

There are videos about all kinds of things.

[He's got three beers in his hands.]

[holeful]

[Fukuda is going to grab a couple more just in case he decides to wallow. It's fine!!!]

Yeah! You could find videos about almost anything you want, I think!
[So they'll head to the office.]

[commedia]

I saw one the other day...it had a man in sunglasses dancing like a horse and singing about style...

[douman?]

I hope they're not as strange as that one.

[housewolf]

[Omi, from 2020, takes a moment to place that-] Gangnam Style?

They're not all like that. Don't worry.

[holeful]

[Fukuda from 2019 also needs a minute.]

Haha, that's just a music video! It was actually super popular, too.

[commedia]

Music...video?

[excuse]

[housewolf]

Sometimes when a musician releases a song, they'll make a music video to go with it. It can help pull in an audience and tell a story.