Team Envy Fuckhouse

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[commedia]

...Puppets?

[Hah? Who is this...blue fellow?]

This puppet looks...fuzzy?

[housewolf]

"The Professor", huh?

Reminds me of a kid's toy.

[holeful]

It looks like a muppet or something... I guess he's going to teach them?

[Puppet history... Anyway he's opening his beer and also leaning his weight into Omi.]

[commedia]

Well, I suppose a puppet that teaches others could be called a "professor"...

[Douman sees Fukuda leaning against Omi out of the corner of their eye and just...sadly frowns, turning their attention back to the screen.]

Only two people? That's not a very large class.

[housewolf]

It's online university, so technically, we're also part of the class. So is everybody else who's watching.

[Douman, you can lean against him too! He's here for support.]

[holeful]

[Is Omi in the middle??? Anyway Fukuda sems to visibly untense the longer he rests against Omi.]

So it is... Do you think there will be a test at the end?

[commedia]

University...online?

[Douman seems reluctant and just...doesn't know if they're allowed to lean. Sorry. They're self-conscious like this.]

Maybe? We have to watch very carefully, then, though...I do not know why he is speaking of "jellybeans".

[housewolf]

Maybe it's his point system? I'm sure it'll make sense once we start watching.

[holeful]

[Douman does seem vaguely distressed to Fukuda and he got away with it before so he will to to reach out to pat Douman’s knee (because he can’t reach the head from her.) There there.]

Candy being a point system does make some sense. Maybe you get to eat them at the end?

[commedia]

...

[Douman looks down at the hand on their knee, and offers Fukuda a light smile.]

[Taking a sip, they shift closer to Omi just slightly.]

An edible reward? I suppose that will help people learn.

[housewolf]

[ He leans onto Douman's arm. Let's be cozy. ]

Some people are really food motivated. I can sometimes get my roommate to study by offering him his favorite food.

[holeful]

[Oh.... everyone is getting along... Fukuda is calmed by this team synergy. He will pat pat Douman's knee.]

Mm... I mean, a promise like that, who wouldn't be motivated?

[commedia]

I don't know...I guess food isn't something that motivates me too much...

[As Omi moves in, Douman lets themselves relax - they lean against the other man, sipping at their alcohol as their other hand moves to rest gently, awkwardly, on Fukuda's hand.]

I guess this "History Master" title is also something worth fighting for.

[housewolf]

What are your favorite foods? I know everything's chalky but...

[Maybe it'll get better?]

People love winning. "Miyamoto Musashi," huh?

[And then the "have you ever fought somebody" discussion.]

[holeful]

I'd like to have a title like that. It's cool.
[He... he says cool like, in English. This fucking nerd.]

But Musashi... I know about him a little, I think!

[commedia]

Musashi...

[Aha. Ha. Ha! Hm. Douman suddenly looks a little awkward.]

Well, s... [A pause.] He was a very prolific swordsman, that is correct.

[housewolf]

[He looks up at them.]

Did you meet?

[holeful]

[Fukuda frowns.]

But didn't Douman and Musashi live in entirely different eras?

[commedia]

They, uh, did.

[WOW PLEASE DO NOT PERCEIVE THEM]

But its more complicated when...Heroic Spirits are involved.

[housewolf]

You got... summoned at the same time?

[That's the term, right?]

[holeful]

Oh... is that how it works?

[A BUNCH OF HISTORY PEOPLE SHOWING UP AT THE SAME TIME?]

[commedia]

It's...complicated. Musashi isn't a Heroic Spirit, not really, but...she was around when Limbo was summoned...

["She"?]

[housewolf]

She?

...? Wait, isn't Musashi really well known?

[What are the requirements here?]

[holeful]

[YEAH UH???]

She?
[He'd been patting Douman's knee this whole time, but stops because of confusion. The Professor is talking about Musashi's ridiculous fight history.]

[commedia]

[ahahahaha YEAH WE IN FATE/ LORE BS NOW, BOYS]

He is, he is, but this was...a Musashi from a timeline where Musashi was a woman. And she was a world traveler. She walked in between universes, but she had no control over where and when she would end up.