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[holeful]

[YEAH UH???]

She?
[He'd been patting Douman's knee this whole time, but stops because of confusion. The Professor is talking about Musashi's ridiculous fight history.]

[commedia]

[ahahahaha YEAH WE IN FATE/ LORE BS NOW, BOYS]

He is, he is, but this was...a Musashi from a timeline where Musashi was a woman. And she was a world traveler. She walked in between universes, but she had no control over where and when she would end up.

[housewolf]

[...

Hey.

What?]

Uh... I think this is about the guy Musashi.

[holeful]

[Stares at Douman a long moment.]

... I don't even know what sort of genre a character like that would be.
[He's saying it sounds complicated.]

A lady samurai does sound cool, though... Like Tomoe Gozen.

[commedia]

Yes, Musashi was historically a man.

[Though at the mention of Tomoe Gozen...they also look awkward.]

Um. Can we get back to this fluffy man explaining things?

[housewolf]

[Omi catches that look, but also, he will be polite.]

Sure. Let's go back to the puppet.

[holeful]

[WONDERS IF HE KNEW TOMOE-GOZEN TOO... COOL..... But yes he will be polite.]

Aah. The professor doesn't seem to like that one guy, though?
[Ryan.]

[commedia]

[HAHA TOMOE GOZEN.......]

Yes, he does seem to be...rather mean. I wonder if Ryan is a bad student.

[housewolf]

He might be. I've never seen a professor this hostile to a student before.

[holeful]

Well, he is a puppet. Maybe he's not beholden to the standards of human behavior? Or he's just a mean teacher...

[He's resuming the patting. What is with this man and repetitive movement?]

[commedia]

He's not being mean to the other one, though...

[And...wow, yeah, Musashi sure killed a kid!]

Goodness. How ruthless...

[housewolf]

That seems... real excessive.

[Hello! That's a child!]

[holeful]

I'm not sure if I think Musashi is cool anymore....

[A CHILD!!!]

[commedia]

[MUSASHI: CHILD KILLER]

Now that is a man I would shudder to think about going up against.

[housewolf]

We really didn't talk about this kind of thing at school.

[holeful]

That's the power of the internet!

[You learn the stuff they don't teach in school!!]

[commedia]

The Internet is...too powerful, I think.

[housewolf]

At least this is for... good.

[Yeah. Learning history is good.]

[holeful]

[But.... now that the internet at large has been brought up... and he's reminded of Douman being a ye olde... he has to ask;]

You know, Douman, there's a lot of pornography on the internet too.

[commedia]

I...what?!

[EXCUSE???? Douman blinks with sincere surprise.]

You mean, you can...?

[housewolf]

... Why did you bring that up?

[Not accusatory, just puzzled.]

[holeful]

Mm... I just thought it was information Douman might find interesting.
[He's just being a chaos goblin.]

You can watch all sorts of things. There's whole websites for it.

[commedia]

[SIPPING AT THEIR BEER AND PRETENDING AS IF THIS IS NOT RELEVANT INFORMATION TO KNOW AT ALL]

Do you think we would be allowed to watch such things?

[housewolf]

Nobody's really monitoring who's doing what on these laptops.

[holeful]

If anything I'd imagine they'd want you to do it?

[Indulgences and all... Not that he's proposing anything, just sipping his beer.]