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[housewolf]

I'm rude now. And sometimes I can't cook.

[But he will make a nice pot of green tea to share.]

Dunno which one's worse.

[holeful]

Well, you still offered me tea. So you haven't lost all your manners... Cooking is worse, I think. That or Mr Douman's new clumsiness. All I forgot was how to count. It took me 10 minutes to find your room because I only remembered the number before.

[commedia]

The clumsiness is certainly...horrible. One hates to bump into things all the time...

[A huff, as they fold their arms.]

Numbers are hardly bad, unless this means your sense of time is all gone as a result.

[housewolf]

The swearin' is cute.

Sense of time is rough 'round here any way.

[ The clocks don't match each other, after all. ]

[holeful]

Aah. I feel like I was already becoming bad at it with how inconsistent the clocks are, and the lack of daylight.

But I do agree, you're both normally so polite, so swearing now is...
[Gap moe, but he's forgotten the word.]

I can't remember the word.

[commedia]

One hardly understands how swearing is supposed to be "cute".

[douman: i can excuse extremely vile acts of terror and hatred but vulgarity???]

Either way, I suppose things could be worse.

[housewolf]

Reminds me of the people I love, 's all.

[holeful]

For me it's the appeal of someone doing something you wouldn't expect.

[That said;]

I'm curious now though, Omi.

[commedia]

I can perhaps see how that would be entertaining, but...

[Also casting a curious look to Omi.]

Your friends, or family?

[housewolf]

Both.

[Sometimes you just know so many delinquents.]

[holeful]

You're lucky, Omi, to have so many people to care about.

[You fucking normie, how dare you.]

[commedia]

Damn, I'm not surprised. Omi is just that type of person.

[SIGHING AGAIN AT THE SWEARING, THEY ARE TIRED!!]

[housewolf]

[He is polite enough to simply pour some tea before talking more.]

... Yeah. I know I'm lucky as hell to have 'em.

[holeful]

Aah. I didn't have anyone like that at home. That's why I'm so glad the three of us get along. Though...

[No, he shakes his head.]

Nevermind.

[commedia]

[Mmmmmm?]

[Snapping their gaze to Fukuda.]

Though...what? Spit it out, bitch.

[housewolf]

Share.

[Blunter than he would be, but he takes a sip of his tea.]

[holeful]

Well....

[He'd rather not but.... team Envy.]

I suppose I do keep thinking about how you two must spend more time together since you're in the same room.

[commedia]

[Oho.]

[They look at Omi, then at Fukuda, and then at Omi again, smirking.]

We certainly do. And why do you keep thinking of that, hm?

[housewolf]

Are you feeling jealous?

[holeful]

... I suppose a little. Maybe that's selfish of me, though...

[commedia]

Ahhhh. But jealous of who?

[They lean forward, dark eyes wide.]

Omi? Me? [And a long pause.] The both of us?

[housewolf]

's fine to be selfish. Better admit it now.

[holeful]

Oh, well, you've both taken good care of me...
["Taken care of"]

So I suppose both? I'm not sure if that makes sense. The same as when Omi kissed Gojou...

[So now he's just laying his crush on Gojou on the table.]

[commedia]

...I see. Well, what do you want to do about it? Kiss the both of us? You already have.

[housewolf]

Fuck us right now?