Team Envy Fuckhouse

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[housewolf]

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[Blunter than he would be, but he takes a sip of his tea.]

[holeful]

Well....

[He'd rather not but.... team Envy.]

I suppose I do keep thinking about how you two must spend more time together since you're in the same room.

[commedia]

[Oho.]

[They look at Omi, then at Fukuda, and then at Omi again, smirking.]

We certainly do. And why do you keep thinking of that, hm?

[housewolf]

Are you feeling jealous?

[holeful]

... I suppose a little. Maybe that's selfish of me, though...

[commedia]

Ahhhh. But jealous of who?

[They lean forward, dark eyes wide.]

Omi? Me? [And a long pause.] The both of us?

[housewolf]

's fine to be selfish. Better admit it now.

[holeful]

Oh, well, you've both taken good care of me...
["Taken care of"]

So I suppose both? I'm not sure if that makes sense. The same as when Omi kissed Gojou...

[So now he's just laying his crush on Gojou on the table.]

[commedia]

...I see. Well, what do you want to do about it? Kiss the both of us? You already have.

[housewolf]

Fuck us right now?

[holeful]

What, at the same time?

[?????]

[commedia]

[Douman...licks their lips.]

Mmm. Why not? Unless you're shy?

[housewolf]

I know you're fuckin' not. So, no problems?

[holeful]

I suppose not....

[He seems weirdly unenthused???]

[commedia]

Alright then.

[And just standing up, moving to grab Fukuda by the collar to pull him up as well.]

What's the matter? You came all this way and you're not excited? Ahhh. What the hell are we going to do with you?

[housewolf]

Ain't into it? Damn.

[He's just watching from his chair for the moment.]

[holeful]

[Oh he is being lifted? This is fine. Between that and the swearing he feels like he is in high school again.]

Well, it's probably better we do that, I don't think my impulses are any good.

[commedia]

[Just grinning wide.]

And what impulses are those, exactly? What are you going to do, just lay down and take it?

[housewolf]

[Hm... Hm...]

Better to fight back and take what you want.

[holeful]

Well, the more I think about it, the more I just want to do something to destroy it... to do something to you two.

[commedia]

Is this about your damn holes in the head, Fukuda?

[A laugh.]

I said what I said. But you can destroy us both in other ways.

[housewolf]

[He's taking a sip of his tea, watching all of this happen.]

Do you want to destroy shit you like, Fukuda?

[holeful]

The holes aren't for destruction. The holes are helpful.
[Almost offended.]

I don't know, maybe. I've never gotten this far, this close to other people, so it's hard to explain how I'm feeling...

[commedia]

...I see.

[There's a disappointed look as they let go of Fukuda.]

Still hesitant? Well, well, well. I certainly won't wait for you to make up your mind. Join us, or don't, bitch. Act, already.

[And with a grin, they turn back towards Omi to slide a hand behind his head and pull him into a kiss. Sorry, Fukuda. Take your conflicted feelings elsewhere, Douman is just going to kiss your Envy crush now.]

[housewolf]

[You either take, or it's taken from you. Omi knows this very well. If you get a chance, pounce on it. He's not the type to let things go, not when it comes to this. Not now.

Maybe it's cruel to do to Fukuda who's just admitted that he doesn't know what he wants.

Omi knows. So he'll take. He kisses into Douman's mouth, rough and insistent. He's here, they're here, for now Douman's attention is his.]