Team Envy Fuckhouse

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[commedia]

[Mmmmmm?]

[Snapping their gaze to Fukuda.]

Though...what? Spit it out, bitch.

[housewolf]

Share.

[Blunter than he would be, but he takes a sip of his tea.]

[holeful]

Well....

[He'd rather not but.... team Envy.]

I suppose I do keep thinking about how you two must spend more time together since you're in the same room.

[commedia]

[Oho.]

[They look at Omi, then at Fukuda, and then at Omi again, smirking.]

We certainly do. And why do you keep thinking of that, hm?

[housewolf]

Are you feeling jealous?

[holeful]

... I suppose a little. Maybe that's selfish of me, though...

[commedia]

Ahhhh. But jealous of who?

[They lean forward, dark eyes wide.]

Omi? Me? [And a long pause.] The both of us?

[housewolf]

's fine to be selfish. Better admit it now.

[holeful]

Oh, well, you've both taken good care of me...
["Taken care of"]

So I suppose both? I'm not sure if that makes sense. The same as when Omi kissed Gojou...

[So now he's just laying his crush on Gojou on the table.]

[commedia]

...I see. Well, what do you want to do about it? Kiss the both of us? You already have.

[housewolf]

Fuck us right now?

[holeful]

What, at the same time?

[?????]

[commedia]

[Douman...licks their lips.]

Mmm. Why not? Unless you're shy?

[housewolf]

I know you're fuckin' not. So, no problems?

[holeful]

I suppose not....

[He seems weirdly unenthused???]

[commedia]

Alright then.

[And just standing up, moving to grab Fukuda by the collar to pull him up as well.]

What's the matter? You came all this way and you're not excited? Ahhh. What the hell are we going to do with you?

[housewolf]

Ain't into it? Damn.

[He's just watching from his chair for the moment.]

[holeful]

[Oh he is being lifted? This is fine. Between that and the swearing he feels like he is in high school again.]

Well, it's probably better we do that, I don't think my impulses are any good.

[commedia]

[Just grinning wide.]

And what impulses are those, exactly? What are you going to do, just lay down and take it?

[housewolf]

[Hm... Hm...]

Better to fight back and take what you want.

[holeful]

Well, the more I think about it, the more I just want to do something to destroy it... to do something to you two.

[commedia]

Is this about your damn holes in the head, Fukuda?

[A laugh.]

I said what I said. But you can destroy us both in other ways.

[housewolf]

[He's taking a sip of his tea, watching all of this happen.]

Do you want to destroy shit you like, Fukuda?

[holeful]

The holes aren't for destruction. The holes are helpful.
[Almost offended.]

I don't know, maybe. I've never gotten this far, this close to other people, so it's hard to explain how I'm feeling...

[commedia]

...I see.

[There's a disappointed look as they let go of Fukuda.]

Still hesitant? Well, well, well. I certainly won't wait for you to make up your mind. Join us, or don't, bitch. Act, already.

[And with a grin, they turn back towards Omi to slide a hand behind his head and pull him into a kiss. Sorry, Fukuda. Take your conflicted feelings elsewhere, Douman is just going to kiss your Envy crush now.]