Mm... well, I'm just the subcommander, after all. The most important one is the boss.
Either way, even though half of my team is idiots, they're all capable when they really put their mind to it -- I made sure I left things in a way that they could keep functioning while I went on my, ah, business trip. [ Yeah he's just going to casually diss the shit out of them where they can't hear. ]
[ Bold of you to assume he'll put in the same amount of effort he does into Hellsalem's Lot into you bozos. None of you are Klaus, his attachment is limited. But also no Fukuda you're not worming your way out of this. ]
Well, it's not like I can do it alone at any rate. If it weren't for other people, or those other organizations I mentioned, I wouldn't be able to get much more done than the lay man.
...What do you specialize in as a detective, anyway?
[ so the only reason you got laid was because someone was moronsexual right
Steven takes a moment. And clarifies in the way where he'd rather you just Not be the way you are but fine. Fukuda didn't say he actually was a detective, just that he could be one. ]
...Critical thinking? Analysis? What makes you capable of being a brilliant detective?
Hm. Well, I suppose that's true, and it's a thought that I've had myself. Put myself in their shoes to think, where would I go if I were them?
...But if you're looking for a concrete answer -- yes. My hands aren't clean in that aspect. My job, even before my current one, revolved around the eradication or sealing of "Blood Breeds", a powerful type of vampire. Now, whether you count a monster like that within the realm of "killing someone" is up to you to decide.
[ YEAH FOOL. never taking fukuda vampire hunting, he might fuck them ]
No. [ He drops his gaze. ] Blood Breeds are quite often, as monstrous as you can imagine. [ He's not lying. He's met so many who would, without even a moment's hesitation, use humankind as its blood bank and play thing, lord their superiority over the fragility of man, make a show out of how easily they could rend him and his team asunder.
[ Fine, he's most certain that Fukuda actually has a point he's getting at, here. He may have some screws loose, but Steven's dealt with those kinds of types. He just needs to get on his level. ]
All that about your status as "capable" of being a, quote, "Brilliant Detective". That's what we were talking about.
I understand that you actually are a smart individual, speaking purely objectively -- if I recall, you're apparently rather good at arithmetic and other general, let's say computational skills. So I trust there is actually a point to all this.
So, what is your question, then. [ Your turn to clarify something for once in your life, bitch. ]
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Wow. It sounds like you must be quite busy, then. You sound really important, actually. Hopefully nothing happens to your home while you're here...
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Either way, even though half of my team is idiots, they're all capable when they really put their mind to it -- I made sure I left things in a way that they could keep functioning while I went on my, ah, business trip. [ Yeah he's just going to casually diss the shit out of them where they can't hear. ]
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[He's writing himself out of the equation I guess.]
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Well, it's not like I can do it alone at any rate. If it weren't for other people, or those other organizations I mentioned, I wouldn't be able to get much more done than the lay man.
...What do you specialize in as a detective, anyway?
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[Fukuda????]
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Steven takes a moment. And clarifies in the way where he'd rather you just Not be the way you are but fine. Fukuda didn't say he actually was a detective, just that he could be one. ]
...Critical thinking? Analysis? What makes you capable of being a brilliant detective?
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[He does not elaborate.]
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Alright, so you're just brilliant in the right conditions in certain topics, is what you're actually trying to say. [ You jobless motherfucker. ]
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[Please kill this man.]
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Have you ever killed someone, Steven?
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Why?
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...But if you're looking for a concrete answer -- yes. My hands aren't clean in that aspect. My job, even before my current one, revolved around the eradication or sealing of "Blood Breeds", a powerful type of vampire. Now, whether you count a monster like that within the realm of "killing someone" is up to you to decide.
[ See, neat answer. ]
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[LIKE.... He hasn't spoken to her but he's noticed the fangs and her profile says she can turn into bats so like... hello???]
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[ He sure does. His face speaks of "they've gotta be fucking kidding me". Though, his expression shifts back to neutral after that rather quickly. ]
We're getting along.
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[THAT'S HOW THEY SUCK YOU IN, YOU FOOL.]
If the vampires you're familiar with are like that, rather than monsters, I suppose it would be like killing a person.
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No. [ He drops his gaze. ] Blood Breeds are quite often, as monstrous as you can imagine. [ He's not lying. He's met so many who would, without even a moment's hesitation, use humankind as its blood bank and play thing, lord their superiority over the fragility of man, make a show out of how easily they could rend him and his team asunder.
But he did say, "often", not all. ]
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You might have it, then.
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What does that have to do with the vampires? [ ?! ]
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[ Fine, he's most certain that Fukuda actually has a point he's getting at, here. He may have some screws loose, but Steven's dealt with those kinds of types. He just needs to get on his level. ]
All that about your status as "capable" of being a, quote, "Brilliant Detective". That's what we were talking about.
I understand that you actually are a smart individual, speaking purely objectively -- if I recall, you're apparently rather good at arithmetic and other general, let's say computational skills. So I trust there is actually a point to all this.
So, what is your question, then. [ Your turn to clarify something for once in your life, bitch. ]
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I asked if you've killed anyone. You, essentially, said yes. That's the other qualification. Otherwise the machine won't work.
[And he's said that he too qualifies to be a Brilliant Detective, so.]
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