Beauregard Catchall

[holeful]

I'm using this because I'm worried about Beau Tutorial Murder

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[disreguarded]

Yeah, I don't mind. It's not like I'm fucking going anywhere else.

[ she scoots closer to the bars. ]

[holeful]

Well, first of all, is there anything you want us to do? Look after Mollymauk, or bring you something from the room.... anything like that?

[disreguarded]

... Please don't let Mollymauk self-destruct.

[ she says, after a moment. She's been pretty okay up until this part, but her voice cracks here. ]

I've had a really fucking good run. I'm okay, it's fine, but - he died before it was his time and I - that was the whole point of me being here. So. Take care of him. Please.

[holeful]

Between me and Gojou, we'll make sure he's alright.
[Because god knows it's not something he could do on his own.]

... How do you know that it was before his time?

[disreguarded]

Yeah.

[ she sniffs. ] Because I was fucking there. I saw him die. I wasn't going to let him do it again.

[holeful]

Well, I mean-
[Wait, no, stop. Don't remind her that people die young all the time. Now it's the time or place for that.]

I just wonder why someone would frame you so poorly... They didn't even leave your staff at the scene of the crime.

[disreguarded]

It would've been too obvious, right? Like, just leaving it there? I'm not that stupid.

[holeful]

Sure, but they didn't exactly hide it like a culprit would have? Just left it in the hot tub...

[Who knows!!]

Ah, I had another question.

[disreguarded]

They did break it in half.

[ she points out, but. ]

What is it?

[holeful]

If you die, can I have your room? I mean, not that I don't like sharing with Gojou, but just in case he ever wants the bed to himself, or something...

[disreguarded]

[ ...

she just. she just laughs? it's a little hysterical. she just laughs, bringing her hands up to cover her face. ]

[holeful]

... Is that a no?

[Sir.]

[disreguarded]

Ahah. Do whatever the fuck you want, dude.

[holeful]

Oh, thank you, then. Hopefully you won't die, but you and Mollymauk seemed to think death was the outcome, so I figured I should ask.

[disreguarded]

Yeah. [ she just lays back down on the floor. ] Who knows.

[ she is a little - short, now. sorry bud. ]

[holeful]

[This is fair.]

So you were going to use your wish to bring Mollymauk back to life?

[disreguarded]

Yeah. Not that you probably care.

[holeful]

I mean, beyond general curiosity, no.
[DON'T JUST AGREE?]

But maybe if I'd gotten a chance to know you better. I am sad about that. I really did want us to be friends.

[disreguarded]

Yeah, maybe. I don't know, I'm hard to be friends with.

I'm tired. You can go have my room early if you want.

[holeful]

[He is pretty sure he'd rather stay in Gojou's tonight, but he will not say that to Beau's face. He can tell he's being dismissed.]

Aah. Thank you. And good luck, really.
[As he's getting up.]

[disreguarded]

Yeah, yeah.

[ she rolls over. rip fukuda ]