Beauregard Catchall

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I'm using this because I'm worried about Beau Tutorial Murder

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week 0 tuesday

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[Fukuda has no business being in the gym but sometimes you just wander around a bit and then see someone you sort of know??]

Oh, miss Beauregard. Have you talked to Envy yet?
[He thinks they should all be friends.]

THAT SHITPOST

[disreguarded]

[ she's definitely working out, because she has nothing else to do around here. but hearing fukuda's voice has her pausing. she wipes her forehead, and grins at him. ]

Sure have. They're kinda cute? Kind of a wimp, but you know.

IT REPRESENTS MY DEEPEST FEARS

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[Beau is so powerful... He can't begrudge her calling Envy a wimp when she's like this.]

Haha... I don't, really. I think Envy and I have a lot in common.
[So maybe he is also a wimp?]

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[she raises an eyebrow.]

Yeah? How so?

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Well, Envy really wants to make friends with people, too.... but they're worried their friends don't really like them.

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Oh.

I like them fine. I haven't really gotten to know them that well yet. It kind of - takes a while to warm up to me.

[holeful]

How come? Are you afraid of someone betraying you?

[disreguarded]

What?

... No? Not really. [ blink. ] People don't usually like me, that's all.

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Well, I like you.

[He says about a woman he barely knows.]

week 0 saturday post trial

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[So I'd like to point out that I was right to put that image as shitpost.

Anyway, Fukuda doesn't come right away, partly to be polite, but also because he had to deal with the wicked nosebleed that Beau gave him? It's fine. There's still a little bit of dried blood that missed being wiped away, but mostly he just looks sad.]

Miss Beauregard... I'm sorry, we all messed up.

[disreguarded]

[ you were correct

she's sitting on the floor, in the jail cell. she has a blanket wrapped around her. when he speaks up, she glances at him, and gives him a sad look. ]

No - it's -- are you alright? I got you in the fucking face too good, I'm sorry.

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Hahaha, you did, you did! It's fine. It's stopped bleeding.

[He'll just sit down across from her.]

I have two questions for you, if you don't mind.

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Yeah, I don't mind. It's not like I'm fucking going anywhere else.

[ she scoots closer to the bars. ]

[holeful]

Well, first of all, is there anything you want us to do? Look after Mollymauk, or bring you something from the room.... anything like that?

[disreguarded]

... Please don't let Mollymauk self-destruct.

[ she says, after a moment. She's been pretty okay up until this part, but her voice cracks here. ]

I've had a really fucking good run. I'm okay, it's fine, but - he died before it was his time and I - that was the whole point of me being here. So. Take care of him. Please.

[holeful]

Between me and Gojou, we'll make sure he's alright.
[Because god knows it's not something he could do on his own.]

... How do you know that it was before his time?

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Yeah.

[ she sniffs. ] Because I was fucking there. I saw him die. I wasn't going to let him do it again.

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Well, I mean-
[Wait, no, stop. Don't remind her that people die young all the time. Now it's the time or place for that.]

I just wonder why someone would frame you so poorly... They didn't even leave your staff at the scene of the crime.

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It would've been too obvious, right? Like, just leaving it there? I'm not that stupid.

[holeful]

Sure, but they didn't exactly hide it like a culprit would have? Just left it in the hot tub...

[Who knows!!]

Ah, I had another question.

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They did break it in half.

[ she points out, but. ]

What is it?

[holeful]

If you die, can I have your room? I mean, not that I don't like sharing with Gojou, but just in case he ever wants the bed to himself, or something...

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[ ...

she just. she just laughs? it's a little hysterical. she just laughs, bringing her hands up to cover her face. ]

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... Is that a no?

[Sir.]

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Ahah. Do whatever the fuck you want, dude.

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Oh, thank you, then. Hopefully you won't die, but you and Mollymauk seemed to think death was the outcome, so I figured I should ask.

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Yeah. [ she just lays back down on the floor. ] Who knows.

[ she is a little - short, now. sorry bud. ]

[holeful]

[This is fair.]

So you were going to use your wish to bring Mollymauk back to life?

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Yeah. Not that you probably care.

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I mean, beyond general curiosity, no.
[DON'T JUST AGREE?]

But maybe if I'd gotten a chance to know you better. I am sad about that. I really did want us to be friends.

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Yeah, maybe. I don't know, I'm hard to be friends with.

I'm tired. You can go have my room early if you want.

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[He is pretty sure he'd rather stay in Gojou's tonight, but he will not say that to Beau's face. He can tell he's being dismissed.]

Aah. Thank you. And good luck, really.
[As he's getting up.]

[disreguarded]

Yeah, yeah.

[ she rolls over. rip fukuda ]