AOI CATCHALL

[holeful]

(Insert a joke about putting things in holes)

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[gamerbrain]

This Aoi is from one game, but Aoi has been recreated again and again as lots of different girls in lots of different visual novels.

[holeful]

[Oh. Huh.]

So you've been different girls with different names and roles?

[gamerbrain]

Yep. That's why Aoi knows all the things people like.

[holeful]

Hm? What do you mean by that?

[gamerbrain]

Aoi has done all kinds of things with all kinds of protagonists.

[holeful]

[It occurs to him belatedly she means sexual things but he's refusing to perceive it.]

In a situation like this, who even qualifies as the protagonist?
[There's so many people here.]

[gamerbrain]

... It's usually the character the player has partial control over.

[ but without the game script. wow that could be anyone! ]

[holeful]

Ah, so you can't tell without access to the script.
[I hate how quickly he adapts to her nonsense.]

... I wanted to ask you something, miss Aoi.

[gamerbrain]

[ she nods, both to what he said and ready for a question? ]

[holeful]

Do you-
[Hm. He reconsiders.]

Are you interested in getting other sorts of CGs?
[Besides the sex related ones. This is the worst way someone has ever asked someone else on a date, ever, I think.]

[gamerbrain]

[ the bad(?) news is that she does not understand that's what he's really asking. oh well. ]

Yep. Event CGs are still important.

[holeful]

[These two are a disaster. Especially because Fukuda has no idea what he's doing.]

... What sort of things get event CGs?
[Please help.]

[gamerbrain]

It varies.

Touching moments, mostly. Turning points, dramatic moments, bonding moments. That kind of thing.

[holeful]

Well.... would you want to do one of those with me?

[Closer to directly asking her on a date.]

[gamerbrain]

Yeah!

[ well that was easy. ]

[holeful]

[Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.]

We could go somewhere in the simulation room. Maybe the beach?

[gamerbrain]

Trying to unlock a swimsuit CG?

[holeful]

Oh-
[HE DIDN'T MEAN TO.]

I mean, only if you want. I just thought somewhere outside would be nice...

[gamerbrain]

It's okay. Aoi doesn't mind posing in a swimsuit for you. Or even getting busy in a changing room, if that's what you want.

[ i hate this ]

[holeful]

That's fine, but we don't have to do any of that if you don't want, miss Aoi. We don't even have to go to the beach.

[MA'AM PLEASE.]

[gamerbrain]

It sounds fun to Aoi!

[ the. her version? or his? uh, it's fine. ]

[holeful]

[He'll hold out his hand then.]

Lets go, then.

[gamerbrain]

[ in the interest of Not Dying In Real Life To My Inbox i am going to handwave from here and say they have an uneventful but nice beach date is that okay ]

[holeful]

[This is ok. I'm sure they had a nice time and both said a lot of wack shit that seemed normal to them.]