[Well he doesn't know that! He's trying to be polite.]
Haha... I don't suppose I have any particular skills... but it's normal for royalty to have some sort of attendant, isn't it? [He's down for whatever.]
I do prefer being served. Still, you have to be able to do something to be able to attend to me. I don't like or need fools, cowards, or anyone incapable.
... Because of the numbers. Without the hole in my head, I can't ignore them. I'd have had to count every piece of confetti that came out of that box we got. [That's the shortest answer he can think to give.]
[Well it sounds stupid when you put it like that.]
Aah, I suppose that's the long and short of it.
[...] Though, typically a lobotomy is performed on the prefrontal cortex, often through the sinus cavity. So to call the hole in my head a lobotomy isn't entirely correct, as it's in the wrong part of the frontal lobe.
[Well, that is a fair point. Of course that’s also, in a way, exactly the concern he had.]
... I won’t drill a hole in anyone’s head unless they want me to. You don’t have to worry. [So yeah he has probably in fact done this to other people. Apparently willingly???]
[He considers this for a long moment... Well... she doesn't seem horrified by any of this, so he's a bit at ease. Still, she's suggesting going against what he just said. But if he's honest...?]
... As long as there's a good reason. If they need one. Holes are meant to help, after all. [Sometimes people don't understand!! They can't realize or predict how things will be better once they have a hole.]
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And what is it that you can do? What can you do for me?
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Haha... I don't suppose I have any particular skills... but it's normal for royalty to have some sort of attendant, isn't it?
[He's down for whatever.]
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[ She takes a sip of her drink. ]
Tell me what you can do.
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[This is a normal resume.]
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Is the hole in your head from you or someone else?
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What would you say if I said it was from me?
[Said in a neutral tone to communicate how hypothetical this is at the moment.]
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[ It's clear she doesn't think it's hypothetical anymore.
She takes a sip of her drink. ]
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[He doesn't want to answer if it;s going to lock him out of room privileges!!]
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[ It was not a smart move, Fukuda, when Medb is so full of herself. ]
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... Because I had to.
[That's an answer that could mean so many things and arguably therefore not a real answer.]
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Pitiful nonanswers are denied.
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... Because of the numbers. Without the hole in my head, I can't ignore them. I'd have had to count every piece of confetti that came out of that box we got.
[That's the shortest answer he can think to give.]
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What? You gave yourself a lobotomy so you didn't have to count things?
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Aah, I suppose that's the long and short of it.
[...]
Though, typically a lobotomy is performed on the prefrontal cortex, often through the sinus cavity. So to call the hole in my head a lobotomy isn't entirely correct, as it's in the wrong part of the frontal lobe.
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Even if he's showing off what a nerd he is. ]
Does it matter that much when the essence of what I said is the point? What other holes have you made?
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[Please don't make him explain more.]
I don't see how this is relevant to the matter at hand.
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[ She is making him explain more. ]
Shouldn't I know the extent you'll go to? If you want to be my attendant or if you want access to my room.
[ Yeah, it's hers, not theirs.
I'm sorry even if she isn't. ]
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... I won’t drill a hole in anyone’s head unless they want me to. You don’t have to worry.
[So yeah he has probably in fact done this to other people. Apparently willingly???]
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If I want you to drill a hole in someone's head?
[ What, then? She asks it very innocently. ]
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... As long as there's a good reason. If they need one. Holes are meant to help, after all.
[Sometimes people don't understand!! They can't realize or predict how things will be better once they have a hole.]
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How else have they helped?
[ What kind of serial murderer are you, Fukuda? Medb wants to know! What's "helping"? ]
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Simple. Wind goes in the hole, then it goes out, and then the world is clearer.
[Simple!!!]
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But normally, people with holes in their heads die.
(shirou voice) people die when they're killed ]
I see. [ That the hole didn't help quite as much as he thought. ] Counting must have driven you crazy.
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It felt that way. But I'm better now.
[Because of the hole.]
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You're better but not good.
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