I don't know what to call this other than "imminent disaster"

[holeful]

(I really need to get a stash of memes. Anyway.)

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[mukagen]

[ Continue to flirt over there while Gojou just has boots. This is also fine since he's trying to remember Scorpio. ]

If I remember correctly, they're the sign most known for passion...? But it doesn't seem like their reputation is that great. Something about being volatile and one to hold grudges, very secretive and guarded.

[ What else. ]

They represent extremes since ~passion~, I guess. Everything I've read also heavily emphasized them being sexy.

[holeful]

[STOP HE'S NOT A MONSTERFUCKER HE'S JUST LONELY. He's lightly flustered by the finger kiss, but dutifully stops when he's told.]

Well, Mollymauk certainly seems sexy and passionate with his shirt open like that.
[What sort of logic is this.]

[headmt]

[Oh!! He sits up at Gojou starting to tell him all about Scorpio's. The boots are removed, and he leans over to get closer to him now.]

Not sure I entirely like that. I'm not a grudgeholder, and I've got absolutely no secrets at all.

[Though, at Fukuda chiming in.]

I'll take that though.

[mukagen]

[ monsterfucking is an identifier of their generation. just accept it, Fukuda. Gojou also leans in like they're fawning over cosmopolitan or something. ]

Scorpios are also known to be very ride or die friends, extremely loyal. I think that's a really good quality, personally.

[ ... Oh. Fukuda. ]

Do you have a crush on Molly, piercings?

[holeful]

[He thinks about it for a moment.]

I don't think so?
[Why is he so unsure? Why are they discussing this right in front of Molly's salad?]

... Unless that would help?

[headmt]

Oh, I do like that. "Ride or die." [Hm.] Interesting phrase.

[What a conversation that's unfolding! His friend was lava-fied just hours ago!]

Help with what? Seems a rather personal decision, my friend. Don't let me influence you one way or the other.

[mukagen]

[ ... oh my god fukuda he was hoping for like... some kind of flustered reaction so they can have a laugh, not this. even though he should have known. HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

Quietly, he takes one of the pillows and holds it against Fukuda's face. Shhh. No more. ]

Never mind. I want to go back. Pretend I never asked.

[holeful]

[Fukuda says something but it is muffled to the point of being unintelligible with the pillow against his face.]

[headmt]

[god this is so much.

Anyway, molly just stands up, goes over to each of them in turn: grabbing Gojou by the face and smooching him on the forehead, and smooching Fukuda on the forehead but over the pillow that's on his face.]

I will say, that did help.