holeful | VLAD CATCH ALL

[I'M SO MAD WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I JUST INVESTIGATE THE 300LB LUMB MORE HE COULD HAVE JUST REMOVED THE STONES AND THEN PULLED VLAD OUT. Whatever it's fine this is classic Fukuda brand Not Thinking About Things Too Hard In The Wrong Way.]

What happened?

[ Once Vlad finally stops hacking up blood long enough to take a breath, he'll respond in a raggedy voice: ]

Steven happened.

... Why? It’s been weeks.

[HE SOUNDS EXHAUSTED.]

How should I know? He didn't exactly give me a motive before stabbing me to death.

I just have a hard time thinking Steven would do something without a reason?

Oh, I'm sure he had one, but he certainly didn't deign it necessary to inform me of it.

[Sighs.]

Do you want to go get something to eat?

...Yes, well, repeatedly drowning in a blood pool for an entire day does leave one rather hungry.

Drowning over and over again does seem stressful... At least when I died in the id wells they were mostly pretty quick and I did get a few seconds break in between them.

[Anyway he will take Vlad's hand lets go get some food.]

[ by the HAND? WOWIE!!!! Vlad hasn't held hands with another person since

uh

college, probably. High school? IT'S BEEN AT LEAST 20 YEARS.

Paint him surprised! Pleasantly surprised? Well, let's not get carried away here.

Vlad allows himself to be tugged along. ]

Yes...repeated drowning is certainly a rather...novel experience that comes with this strange form of immortality.

[I'm in tears I fully expected him to pull away but he's just lonely enough.]

Mm... I think being shot in the head is the easiest way to die from what I've experienced.