niceguyferatu: (𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬)

[personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-03-18 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure?

You're welcome to... [ SIGHS DEFEATEDLY ] ...talk about it.
niceguyferatu: (heyheyyouyou I DON'T LIKE YOUR HUSBAND)

[personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-03-18 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Please. I would love to help you sort through whatever is on your mind.

[ he just sounds kinda resigned to it, honestly. this is his fate now, he guesses. ]
niceguyferatu: (nowaynoway I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE)

[personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-03-18 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah...yes? What about her?

[ He knows Fukuda and Grell have something, but he's not exactly clear on what. ]
niceguyferatu: (𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬)

[personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-03-19 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh my god Fukuda your romance clusterfuck. Vlad can't believe he actually knows enough about it too to actually have opinions and insight into this. He hates this, but fuck if he isn't gonna DO HIS DAMN BEST TO GIVE SOME GENUINE ADVICE ]

Hmm...she seems a rather stubborn sort, so I wouldn't advise trying to get her to appreciate your strongest elements. Rather, I'd try to meet her on her terms, based on what she values.

Which, from what I've seen, is exclusively appearances.

Have you considered a makeover? Or, alternately, giving Gluttony one to make him look worse by comparison?
niceguyferatu: (I DON'T LIKE YOUR HUSBAND)

[personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-03-21 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. Very well, what sort of things do you have in common with her that she doesn't with Sebastian?
niceguyferatu: (NO WAY! NO WAY!)

[personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-03-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well, then...perhaps you should bond over that. Go kill some people together, make a date out of it.
niceguyferatu: (i don't wanna hear you say his name)

[personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-03-21 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Like what? We're all dead already. As long as you make it quick, they'll be back good as new in 15 minutes.

[ shrugs! ]
niceguyferatu: (you are just cynical)

[personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-03-21 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
If you make it quick and as painless as possible, it won't be much different than a 15 minute nap.
niceguyferatu: (i believe it's a poopoo world)

[personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-03-21 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but here we are now. See what happens when you ask your good pal Vlad for ideas?
niceguyferatu: (every single male that i've ever met)

[personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-03-22 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
What can I say? I'm in a rather generous mood today.
niceguyferatu: (i wasn't born yesterday)

[personal profile] niceguyferatu 2021-03-24 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose so. Certainly no one else here would be so receptive to my wisdom.